Pint roll
From KayakWiki
Very similar to the Hat roll but more useful due to the relative availability of top hats versus pints of ale.
Technique:
- Begin outside your local waterside pub/inn
- Prevail upon a land-based friend for a pint of warm ale
- Drink about one third of the pint (this is because you are almost certainly going to loose the rest of it )
- Through away your paddle
- With the pint in one hand (your stronger one) capsize slowly away from it
- As you capsize rotate the pint and lean forwards
- Skull your way in with your non-pint-holding hand to slow the decent
- Keep pint upright (this is quite important)
- When upside down and stable pass the pint across the boat into your weaker hand
- Hand role up with now-free strong hand keeping pint upright as you go
- Drink remaining ale to warm applause and offers of further free drinks
Enjoy.

