Pint roll

From KayakWiki

Very similar to the Hat roll but more useful due to the relative availability of top hats versus pints of ale.

Technique:

  1. Begin outside your local waterside pub/inn
  2. Prevail upon a land-based friend for a pint of warm ale
  3. Drink about one third of the pint (this is because you are almost certainly going to loose the rest of it )
  4. Through away your paddle
  5. With the pint in one hand (your stronger one) capsize slowly away from it
  6. As you capsize rotate the pint and lean forwards
  7. Skull your way in with your non-pint-holding hand to slow the decent
  8. Keep pint upright (this is quite important)
  9. When upside down and stable pass the pint across the boat into your weaker hand
  10. Hand role up with now-free strong hand keeping pint upright as you go
  11. Drink remaining ale to warm applause and offers of further free drinks

Enjoy.